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16 Allergy Tweets Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

Living with allergies can be a painful journey; but look on the bright side, you’re not in it alone. Millions of Americans across the nation deal with allergies just like you, and they tweet about it often. Here’s a list of allergy tweets guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

1. A’s aren’t always that great.

The only A’s I get are asthma, allergies, and anxiety,,,

— Fonzerelli (@atorrez11) November 9, 2016

2. When it’s that special time of year.

3. A very reasonable question about allergies:

4. When this dog’s allergies just didn’t seem too bad after all

5. Is this a Covergirl product?

If you wanna know what makeup I’m wearing on my face today, the concealer is called “extreme eczema” and the highlight is “exhaustion” lol.

— cms (@bigchantelle_) November 10, 2016

6. Then there is this friend that needs a lesson on what pollen is.

7. An impossible challenge:

8. This yummy Allergy-Friendly meal:

guys i’m really excited for my vegan, gluten-free, soy-free, antibiotics-free, non-GMO, raw, organic, fat-free low-carb dinner

— Nathan Fast (@nathanfast) November 10, 2016

9. Breathing isn’t that important. Is it?

10. Will the sneeze be merciful?

11. This sounds fairly accurate.

12. The cutest sneeze ever.

Pomeranian sneezes make me happy

— Female Problems? (@Iifepost) November 4, 2016

13. A trendy way to teach people the proper sneeze technique.

I don’t understand people that sneeze in their hands.
1) it spreads germs
2) it’s a missed opportunity to dab

— Ty Davis (@tycdavis22) November 10, 2016

14. The Barry White effect:

15. The tweet that will make you wonder what you’re allergic to.

16. And here’s the guy you aren’t allowed to be polite to.

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