16 Allergy Tweets Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

Living with allergies can be a painful journey; but look on the bright side, you’re not in it alone. Millions of Americans across the nation deal with allergies just like you, and they tweet about it often. Here’s a list of allergy tweets guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

1. A’s aren’t always that great.

The only A’s I get are asthma, allergies, and anxiety,,,

— Fonzerelli (@atorrez11) November 9, 2016

2. When it’s that special time of year.

*blood pouring out of nose due to seasonal allergies*

Fall is nice.

— Beckaboo (@thebeckyard) November 4, 2016

3. A very reasonable question about allergies:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

— *sarcastic emoji* (@ThinkSarcasm) November 3, 2016

4. When this dog’s allergies just didn’t seem too bad after all

Just happened at vet:
Lady:Your dog looks so pretty! How is he?
Me: Good! Has allergies, yours?
Lady: I'm here to pick up her ashes.

— Stan Lewis @StanLewis_ 

5. Is this a Covergirl product?

If you wanna know what makeup I’m wearing on my face today, the concealer is called “extreme eczema” and the highlight is “exhaustion” lol.

— cms (@bigchantelle_) November 10, 2016

6. Then there is this friend that needs a lesson on what pollen is.

Me - yeah, I'm allergic to cats

James - oh, because of their pollen?

— Mason Levi (@iAmMasonLevi) November 6, 2016

7. An impossible challenge:

Making a cake for my daughter's 3rd birthday tomorrow to take to her class. Needs to be egg, gluten, dairy and nut free. This is real love.

— Tim Downie (@TimDownie1) November 10, 2016

8. This yummy Allergy-Friendly meal:

guys i’m really excited for my vegan, gluten-free, soy-free, antibiotics-free, non-GMO, raw, organic, fat-free low-carb dinner pic.twitter.com/fDWQ59UuWB

— Nathan Fast (@nathanfast) November 10, 2016

9. Breathing isn’t that important. Is it?

#TheLeavesAreFallingAnd fall allergies begin... Should be able to breathe in January

— Anthony (@iceugaagueci) November 6, 2016

10. Will the sneeze be merciful?

Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

— Jake Mitchell (@JakeJMitchell) November 7, 2016

11. This sounds fairly accurate.

I don't just sneeze, I have internal earthquakes.

— Elton Castee (@EltonCastee) November 7, 2016

12. The cutest sneeze ever.

Pomeranian sneezes make me happy https://t.co/xGl6rrUvNw

— Female Problems? (@Iifepost) November 4, 2016

13. A trendy way to teach people the proper sneeze technique.

I don’t understand people that sneeze in their hands.
1) it spreads germs
2) it’s a missed opportunity to dab pic.twitter.com/7mz9xWHjU7

— Ty Davis (@tycdavis22) November 10, 2016

14. The Barry White effect:

Me: I love it when you talk in that deep, breathy voice.

Her: It's just my allergies.

Me: *throws away allergy medicine* That's too bad.

— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) November 22, 2016

15. The tweet that will make you wonder what you’re allergic to.

Yesterday: I have no allergies.
Today after allergist: I am allergic to 10 different things including trees, soy and peanuts. How am I alive

— KDJ (@KDJ_Media) November 14, 2016

16. And here’s the guy you aren’t allowed to be polite to.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He's already blessed, he has me.

— Funny School Answers! (@ComedyTextings) November 7, 2016

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